the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......



* she called me to get my phone number.



* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."



* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.



*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.



*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.



*she tried to drown a fish.



*she thought a quarterback… Continue

Speech Impediment

Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other:



"If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"



"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."



"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?"



"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second guy.



"What do you mean her speech… Continue

Advantages Of Being A Woman

Why it's better to be a Woman!



1. We got off the Titanic first.



2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.



3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.



4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.



5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.



6. We've never… Continue